Summer jokes

1.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bacon!

2.
Will you remember me in an hour?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a day?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a week?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a month?
Yes.
Will you remember me in a year?
Yes.
I think you won't.
Yes, I will.
Knock knock
Who's there?
See? You've forgotten me already!

Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon...

the two most beautiful words in the English language.

Quotation ~ Henry James

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